Quip

[Little Bit]

"It's easier to drag the Jones' down to your level."
-my mom

Amy

[HappinessNow]

"In the Beginning, there was nothing. And God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was still nothing. But, you could see it."

-dixiedancer in a less recent signature

Amy

LOL! That one is very funny!

[wojox]

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

George Carlin

[HappinessNow]

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."

~ Groucho Marx